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| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| Zoo Keeper:"Ive lost one of my elephants"Other Zoo Keeper:"Why dont you put an advert in the paper?"Zoo Keeper:"Dont be... more
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| What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film... more
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| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more
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| You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more
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| My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more
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| Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more
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| A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keep... more
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