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| Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more
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| A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more
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| Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... more
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| A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more
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| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more
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| Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha... more
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| There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more
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