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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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