| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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