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| They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.... more
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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more
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| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more
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| Why are oranges like bells?You can peel (peal) both of them.... more
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