*** Get your own version of this site - Click here to download the jokes site script ***
Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Farmer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:29
 
Joke:On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another."Maybe I dont know what Im talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldnt it save a lot of time?""Time?" said the farmer. "What does time matter to a pig?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Farmer Jokes:

1.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twist... more

2.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farm... more

3.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
"Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more

4.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more

5.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more

6.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunn... more

7.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more

8.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more

9.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started... more

10.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for th... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners