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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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