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| What did the egg say to the boiling water?"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: Its not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?A: Toys for Twats.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with ever... more
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| 5. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD wo... more
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| 7. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Why did the condom cross the road?Because it was pissed off.... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of a teenager?A: Gods punishment for enjoying sex.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| If it werent for pick-pocketers, Id have no sex life at all.... more
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