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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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