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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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