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| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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