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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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