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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| 3. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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