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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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