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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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