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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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