| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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