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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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