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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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