| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more
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| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What sort of a car has your dad got? I cant remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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