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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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