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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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