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| A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more
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| How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more
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| Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more
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| An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi... more
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| A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more
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| How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more
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| Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more
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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more
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| A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more
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