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| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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