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| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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