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| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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