| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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