| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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