| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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