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| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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