| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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