| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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