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| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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