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| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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