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| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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