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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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