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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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