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| A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for... more
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| An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along."Whatll... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weig... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two sho... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I dont... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| What happened when the barman died?The police held an inn-quest... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why... more
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