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| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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