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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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