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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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