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| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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