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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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