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| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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