| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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