| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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