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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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