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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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