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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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