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| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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