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| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late f... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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