| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more
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