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| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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