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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 175 | | | | Joke: | A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road whos crying. They ask him why hes crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"They drive more and meet another boy whos crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk whos laughing hysterically. They ask h im, "Kid, whats so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!" | | | |
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